Big Shitty Broliday

Crusty crow getting inspirationhype for his new painting.

Cracking spot.

Biggest drunk lean award winner (please note colossal bag of nacho tortilla chippers).

Wig wam.

If you think this is good wait for the one at the end of this post.

Take two crabs and rub them together on a bumpy slide.

PERRY.

Nothing compares. (OH JUST WAIT).

Sleepy kippers.



Back to Bristol then...


PETER FUCKING LALLY.

"To smoke is human; to smoke cigars is divine."

Badass bros and bitches smoking a cigar.

















Added bonus footage of Peter Lally watching Wayne's World!




P.S Cigars are well rank, don't smoke them.

Forgot to change clothes.

Peter Lally brick shitter.

Passionate Yachtsman Hart.

Big Man Boss Man.

Raleigh Street party 2010.

Suspect floorboard.

Cheer up Amy, Lally might frube some mustard.

Yeah you didn't look so big FROM the tree did you...

Fun is out there...


Mankind's first ever legitimate case of wet-eye right there.

Oh bro.

Minor success, confession and hindsight.

After about 10 attempts, the last 5 or so being left with one unidentified country, I finally named all the countries. (No cheating whatsoever, even with spelling some of the more difficult ones).

I guess this is next.. http://www.sporcle.com/games/worldcapitals.php

Believe it or not I have managed to find time in between sporcle geography quizzes and wandering around in the forest to watch a few films. In fact due to the easy accessibility of films online these days, and my current (un)employment situation, I have watched quite a few films this year. Seventy six so far to be precise. I won't name them all, but instead here is a list of ten of the films which I particularly enjoyed, in no particular order.

1. Fast, Cheap and out of Control
2. Old Joy
3. Storytelling
4. Man Bites Dog
5. Monster
6. The Apartment
7. The Thing
8. Alone in the Wilderness
9. My Own Private Idaho
10. Cool Hand Luke

Finally here are a few things I may have done my film studies dissertation on f I had to do it again;

1. Political Correctness: Focusing on 80's film and the contrasts of P.C before and after.
2. Alcohol and the Movies.
3. "3D", 3 Do or 3 Don't?

Nothing but the dead and dying...

I've had three attempts so far at naming all the countries in the world. I've been in the 190's each time but there is always a few which seem to slip my mind net.

Here is a etch-a-sketch picture of a tiger I did on a rainy day on top of a mountain in France last year.

Real Boss

This dude and http://www.sporcle.com/ (geography quizzes mainly) have been dominating forces in distracting me from looking for a job.

I’ve pretty much given myself the task of naming all the countries in the world in 15 minutes. There are 195, I am yet to attempt this task, concentrating on naming the countries in each continent first.

I hold Peter Lally responsible for this stupid task, as he showed me the name all 50 U.S states quiz which has lead to me becoming borderline obsessed with the rest of the geography quizzes.

I guess theres worse things I could be doing, I have after all often found geography to be a weak spot.

Also it makes me feel a bit like I’m on that old Saturday night t.v program where the families had to compete to learn a new task/skill, a different one for each of the members of the family. If they all did the task (anything from doing 500 hula hoop rotations to... naming all of the countries in the world). The only difference is that should I be successful in my task, I don’t have the opportunity to win £1,000,000 of prizes, or whatever you could win on the t.v program if the other family members also completed their tasks. Oh no, the prize for me would be a fair less satisfying feeling of mild achievement coupled with a fairly large feeling of relief.

I can’t seem to remember what the program was called though. Hopefully I will have better luck with the countries.

I’m currently working on Oceania, damn some of those Pacific islands have awkward names for an unemployed English bro to try and learn.